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My Super Awesome Metabolism

My Super Awesome Metabolism

It is actually rather awe-inspiring. If I had known everything as a kid that I do now, I probably would have seriously considered pursuing wrestling, or weight lifting, or something along those lines. I can pack on bulk like nobody’s business. I jokingly say that I can look at a cookie and gain ten pounds. It has always been this way for me, even as a child, and that definitely complicated things for me as a kid. I have come to terms with how my body is in a lot of ways, and there are others that I am still working on. I struggle not to be disappointed in myself when I admit that I do have body image issues.

I gained around ten pounds over Christmas because I was eating carbs. My body is simple in that respect. Flat out, no variation: I eat carbs, I gain weight. I eliminate carbs completely, and it goes away. Not necessarily healthy. I do recognize this. I also understand that my body’s natural inclination is probably to be about twenty or thirty pounds heavier than I prefer to be, even on a great diet with lots of cardio. I love my body at one-twenty though. It feels good to me, and it makes me happy that way. I like the way that my clothes fit. I enjoy touching my flat stomach. These things give me joy. 

My husband is representing a fantastic nutrition company now, and so, when I was getting ready to cut my carbs again at the beginning of the year, he asked me very nicely (this is how I must be dealt with), to try using the products instead. And of course, I took a long time in finally relenting because I already knew what would happen if I did as he had asked. The shakes and supplements involved in meal replacement contain carbs…so I know that there is no way I am going to lose any weight this way, it just won’t happen. It probably works for ninety nine percent of the population, but not for me.

I was absolutely right. I haven’t lost any weight in two weeks. My muscle definition, however, is working like a rock star. My body is toned and it really looks good. I feel great. I have a nice happy sore going from my increased exercise. My stomach, which normally pains me quite a bit, has not been hurting. I am getting supplements down without throwing them back up, which is not common. All in all…this is fantastic right? So why am I still having body image issues?

It kills my husband a little. He barked at me to get off of the scale the other day, and he tells me over and over again that I look amazing. The only solid answer that I can come up with is the fact that I must have residual damage from being a chubby kid. I don’t replay the scenarios over and over in my head again or anything, but it still seems to be there. Logically, I know that nothing matters as long as I am healthy. I guess this story is just going out there in the hopes that it can comfort someone who feels the same way. I am doing whatever I can to try and keep from passing this onto my kids. I think that the damage takes a lot of time to undo, so I certainly don’t want to pass it onto another generation. That something every parent should remember. 


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I actually really dislike Oprah Winfrey as a talk show host and television personality.

I was home with my kids when they were babies and I had her show on a lot. Then at one point I remember her and her friend going into a Walmart and just cracking up over the fact that they were so frigging isolated by their current wealth that they didn’t understand how things worked there. Like the way that the plastic hangers operated or something…

I remember being absolutely disgusted at their behavior. Not only that someone who presents her life story as having grown up in poverty would turn around and make fun of the fact that she doesn’t understand how people who are not as well off as her would live, but additionally to think that her audience is so much less intelligent than she is that not one of us would be offended by her behavior.

Well I was, and I haven’t watched a thing that woman has put out in the past ten years.

I do think she is a brilliant actress though, even so, I couldn’t watch …