Mean Mean Math…a children’s poem.
Mean, mean, math!
You don’t make me laugh!
I would rather take a bath…than cut eleven in half!
You make me roll upon the floor!
You make me want to slam the door!
I would rather scream and roar…than multiply three sixths by four!
You make me want to scream and shout!
You give me plenty to yell about!
I would rather holler and cry and pout…than figure the dumb old problem out!
I get so mad I want to pee!
I make my parents want to flee!
I’d rather get stung by a bee…than divide forty five by two point three!
Mean, mean, math…you hurt my head!
You make my mind feel full of lead!
I would really rather go to bed…than finish the equation that I dread!
Mean, mean, math I will beat you!
You will be simple when I am through!
I will finally see what I never knew…it’s all as simple as two plus two.